Frankly I think the pair deserve each other but some excellent quotes from Tevez’s agent, Kia Joorabchian, on Garry Cock.

‘Garry Cock thinks he’s bigger than Carlos Tevez.'

‘Garry Cock has an inflated opinion of himself. I brought him in from Nike after he begged me to get him a job in football.'

‘I got him a job which paid him more than four times what he was earning at Nike and he didn’t complain about me then but it’s all gone to his head.'

‘Maybe because he played no part in bringing Carlos to the club that’s a problem for him. Maybe he’s upset because he didn’t have any input.'