‘When you land at Heathrow you think at times you have landed in a Third World country’ - Cardinal Walter Kasper.

I guess the Papal entrourage must have landed at Terminal 3 and endured the inevitable 20 minute wait for a bus to be brought up to the aircraft. If only the Italian check-in staff had put those red ‘Priority’ tags on their suitcases.

Still, it’s a bit rich coming from a man who wears a pointy hat and attaches the same importance to the ordination of women as to the sexual abuse of children by Catholic priests.