Some of the varied and bizarre keyword searches leading visitors to this site merely confirm this blog is the ramblings of a confused madman. Here is a selection from the start of the year
- ‘dyslexic blog’ - curiously spelled correctly.
- ‘crucifixion blog’ - listen United are in debt and suffering a dip in form but don’t do anything hasty now.
- ‘why linux will never’ - come on, you simply can’t leave me dangling like that.
- ‘breasts chessington’ - hoping your mates didn’t publish that photo of you, on the log flume, flashing your assets.
- ‘brightside software enterprises friendorfoe’ - stealth marketing finally starts to pay off.
- ‘famous captive animals’ - Skippy (the bush kangaroo) and Lassie.
- ‘handsworth exoctic escort’ - there’s absolutely nothing exotic about Handsworth, trust me.
- ‘hoax messages on friends reunited’ - the ghost of the cruel, heartless Janet Oldsgate strikes again.
- ‘how can i get back my lost virginity’ - please send an international money order for £250 to PO Box 729.
- ’life has dealt me with a cruel card’ - don’t tell me, hang on. Was it the ‘8 of Diamonds’ ?
- ‘my car keeps cutting out and the bonnet is steaming’ - stop blogging immediately and call The AA.
- ‘pubsubhubbub is a lot easier than it sounds’ - easy for you to say.
- ’the balls of allah explosive underpants’ - priceless. What a superlative name for a blog/album/house/dog !
- ‘what do you think is the most important decision in our life’ - Will these underpants last another day ?
- ‘fucking overlapping partitions when im installing linux’ - language, Timothy. Nice assumption that the swear word would be included in relevant posts