Driving along the M25, my son noticed some large graffiti on a bridge

‘Give peas a chance’

Norman Junior III: ‘Hmm - that’s interesting ‘Give peas a chance’ - what does that mean ?’

Me: ‘Well these days broccoli and green beans are getting really popular so these people just want us all to give peas a chance.’

17 seconds silence then both of us burst out in uncontrollable laughter.

Update: A picture is worth a thousand words (or peas).