Most companies I viist have a (subsidised) coffee shop so I am used to waiting for my morning coffee and hearing a wide variety of exotic concoctions called out to the eager, caffeine starved workforce.

  • ‘Large Mocha’
  • ‘Tall, skinny Latte’
  • ‘Overpriced Tea’
  • ‘Decaf Americano’
  • ‘Espresso with an extra shot’
  • ‘Frothy Cappucino with extra froth’
  • ‘Pomegranate Peach Frappuccino’

But this morning, I was privileged to hear a new and exciting drink announced.

‘Grandee Hot Water’