My two favourite typos of all time, which are guaranteed to bring a smile to my face, are:

  • ‘Stationary Cupboard’
  • ‘Principle Consultant’

Until yesterday when I received an invite to:

Date: 8 June 2009
Time: 16:30-17:00 (BST)
Location: G27
Subject: Warp up meeting

I opened the meeting with a summary of the day’s progress and my findings: ‘I have completed my analysis of Siebel performance, the Oracle configuration, the I/O infrastructure, the hardware specifications, application usage and my conclusion is as follows:’

‘She simply cannae take any more, Captain. She’s gonna blow !’