There are two words that are guaranteed to send Norman Junior and myself into fits of helpless laughter:

  1. ‘Giraffe’ - Rick’s wrong answer on ‘Trick or Treat’ to the question ‘What is the world’s tallest mammal ?’
  2. ‘Horace’ - My spontaneous answer to my son’s question ‘What were you going to call me if it had not been Norman Junior ?’