The new machine from Dell duly arrived yesterday so I hid it safely away in a tall cupboard.
This morning, when no-one was looking, I surreptitiously retrieved the boxes out of the tall cupboard and carefully cut the boxes open.
Then I quickly hooked up the new PC to my existing keyboard, mouse and monitor and power cable.
I had a sneak peek at Windows Vista and it looked pretty nice (IE7, integrated desktop search, media player, shiny new interface).
Then I carefully packed the computer away, taped the boxes up and put them all back into the tall cupboard.
What am I ?