Penny Coates is an overpaid idiot who thinks East Midlands Airport should be renamed ‘East Midlands Airport - Nottingham, Leicester, Derby.’

Personally, I think ‘Brian Clough Airport’ would be better because Cloughie is primarily associated with Nottingham, had links with Derby and also occasionally enjoyed a curry and a few pints in Leicester.

Also, the proposed name will mean that most people will miss their flights. By the time you’ve told the taxi driver your destination, the plane will be on the runway.