Yesterday I had a pretty bad day. I got up early and drove to Chesterfield. Unfortunately, the performance environment was not available as originally planned (overrunning weekend engineering works) so I simply collected some data and drove back to London.
Still, it could have been worse. The original plan had me staying overnight in a hotel in Chesterfield.
Although this unexpected change of plan was inconvenient and tiring, it still wasn’t as terrible as this gentleman’s bad day
I’m still here. I’ve been in hospital after accidently locking myself in one of my beehouses. I was stung so much that I have given up beekeeping as a pursuit.
I am certain he has made the correct decision in giving up beekeeping. Maybe he should now study ‘How to unlock a door - quickly !’