I just booked a flight to Oslo and noticed that under ‘Meal Options’ alongside ‘Vegetarian’, ‘Non-dairy’ and various religious preferences was the intriguing option of ‘Bland’ so of course I immediately selected it.
I simply can not imagine how plastic airline fare could be made any more bland.
Will a cabin stewardess really waltz down the aisles demanding ‘Did anyone ask for a bland meal ?’
Stay tuned.