I spurned my first few invitations to linkedin.com as I already get plenty of spam email.

However, I finally succumbed but now I am very fearful that someone, someday will receive the following endorsement from me so please, please don’t ever connect to my network.

“Simply the best technical consultant, called Norman, who lives in Inverness, I have ever had the pleasure of working with. Mr. N. Brightside has an awesome and exceptional knowledge of PowerPoint internals. Definitely a member of my A-Team. PS. Always stands his round too which is also important.”