Agency: London Rubber Company

Location: Heathrow T4 toilets.

  • Durex Featherlite
  • Durex Ribbed for Extra Sensitivity
  • Durex Extra Safe
  • Durex Gossamer
  • Durex Lager & Lime
  • Durex Chicken Korma
  • Nurofen

Obviously two of the above are fictitious but the Nurofen is genuine. A great idea to counter that age old objection - ‘Not tonight dear, I have a splitting headache’.

[ This blog is brought to you by Tom Hanks who actually has lived unnoticed in Heathrow Terminal 4 for the past 8 years, sleeping on chairs by night and queueing in various parts of the building by day. ]