Oh no. WordPress are now promising to add import/export functionality which is the only barrier stopping me from migrating to my own hosted WordPress.org blog. That would open up a whole new world of plug-ins, themes, statistics…

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WordPress has a total of 37 themes. I have recently fallen out with my long standing favourite and top scorer, Regulus 2.1.3, after he blatantly deceived me over the state of his CSS injury. Consequently, I will be implementing a rotation policy (with immediate effect) to give each squad member a fair and equitable chance to stake his claim (hand in glove). Then I will conduct a poll of all my loyal readers (both of them) to determine the winner. ...

I have a video of Pete Doherty’s, err, duet with Elton John at Live 8. It is clearly marked and I have removed the write-protect tab. I am not a fan of The Libertines or Babyshambles. I just want to use it to show my children that’s what drugs do to you.

Against my better judgement (see solitary comment), I uploaded my static list of feeds and RSS subscriptions to Share Your OPML. ‘Subscriptions like Mine’ tells me that my love match (with an impressive strength rating of 36.371) is none other than, Number 1, Eddie Awad. The wedding is on Saturday July 22. Please, no presents. All donations to charity. Obviously all loyal readers of this humble blog (from August 2005 with proof) are all invited. The remainder (Johnny Come Lately’s) are on the reserve list (i.e evening reception only).