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Seasoned bloggers knows people are rarely moved to comment on a blog post. Especially, one hit wonders sent from Google, who were simply looking for Train times between Clapham and Norbiton and instead see some commuter rant aimed at South West Trains.

However, microblogging has taught us that people are slightly more likely to grudgingly acknowledge an amusing one-liner with a 'Like' or a 'Fave'. Clicking a button is quick and easy - even for lazy people.

The recently launched Google Plus also uses '+1' both for posts and - probably the single feature I like most of all in Google Plus - the ability to add '+1' on individual comments.

I always equate this with a knowing smile across a crowded room - just to say "I saw what you did there. It made me smile but it's not worthy of a reply to say 'Hey - that clever bit of word play made me smile' but have a 'Like'".

As Drupal 7 has a Google +1 module available and Google Webmaster Tools includes reports to track this metric, I thought I'd add a '+1' button to every single post on this blog.

Now - you know what you have to do. Even if you were just hunting for train times.

Google Music - available by 2017

A few weeks ago, I signed up for a invitation to Google Music. The service is only available in the US but, by a lucky chance of fate, I just happened to be connected to my corporate VPN so I was successful and an invitation duly arrived in my Inbox.

Initially, the Google Music Manager software didn't support Linux. Nor was the Ogg Vorbis audio format supported so I didn't pursue it any further as both of these were show stoppers for me. I don't intend re-ripping my entire music collection to MP3 format.

However, last week, Google released a Linux version of Music Manager and added 'support' for Ogg format audio files. The 'support' for the Ogg format is slightly strange - Ogg audio files will be transcoded back to 320kps MP3 files which represents a conversion from one lossy format to another lossy format. Hopefully, in the longer term, there will be true native support for Ogg.

Anyway, I downloaded the Music Manager software and started uploading my music collection mainly so I could listen to music on my netbook which currently runs Chromium OS.

I started the upload 2 days ago and it's been running during the day. So far, it has managed to upload 505 songs out of a total 1,880 so it's not exactly a speedy process.

Welcome to the brave new world

Well - I lasted about 4 hours without a blog.

This latest incarnation is powered by Hyde.

This means I can write my posts in Markdown, generate and test the site locally and then upload using 'rsync'.

humour on BBC breakfast

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BBC Breakfast ran a story this morning about the sale of woodlands. The gentlemen responsible for selling woodlands was quite a comedian. He started his act with:

'In these difficult economic times, people are looking to invest in woodlands to hedge their bets...'

and then, referring to the potential investment opportunity and without a glimmer of a smile, he delivered the immaculate line

'In a few years time, once the wood has matured, people will see that you can get income from trees'.

farewell Paul Scholes

Scholes-MUFC-Barcelona

One of my favourite United players - for his sublime skills on the pitch and the modest, understated way he conducted himself off it. Thanks for all the memories, Paul.

Rob Daley RIP

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The ticket allocations for the London 2012 Olympics havent been announced yet so I dont know whether Ill be watching Tom Daley competing in the 10m platform diving semi final on 9th August.

If I do, I'll be sparing a thought and probably shedding a quiet tear for Tom Daley's dad, Rob, who lost his 5 year battle against a brain tumour yesterday.

Last year, I enjoyed a BBC documentary about Tom Daley where his Dad interrupted a formal press conference to give his son a big hug, thoroughly embarrassing him in the process. You could just sense the immense sense of love and pride Rob Daley had in his son.

Sadly, he will never get to see him compete at the London Olympics. 40 years old. Sometimes life just isn't bloody fair.

the joy of Markdown

For many years, I have flitted between a plethora of different blogging platforms mainly out of curiosity, boredom, frustration or occasionally sheer bloody mindedness.

I have lost draft posts in WordPress, Tumblr, Posterous and Habari due to network glitches, browser crashes, my own stupidity and a broken AutoSave plugin.

One night in a lonely hotel room, the realisation suddenly dawned on me that my frustration with all of these blogging platforms was that I spent a lot of time in the post editor and none of the post editors did what I wanted.

Whether you use Tumblr, Posterous, WordPress, Habari, Drupal, Movable Type, Django-Mingus or another esoteric blog platform, you normally find yourself composing content in a Web browser within a blank text box writing raw HTML.

Alternatively, you might be using some WYSIWYG editor that helps you insert the appropriate HTML tags.

There are a few things wrong with this scenario as far as I'm concerned:

  • I don't particularly want or need to learn and remember HTML tags. People ask why there's a HTML reference card in the lavatory.

  • WYSIWYG editors can produce monstrous, bloated, ugly and sometimes, as a bonus, invalid HTML.

  • I don't really want to use a WYSIWYG editor. I have invested time learning to scratch the surface of the functionality provided by the one true editor - Emacs.

After reading, but steadfastly ignoring multiple articles about Markdown for many months and making a mental note to investigate further, I finally set aside 10 minutes to do so.

Without being over dramatic, Markdown has changed my life. For the better.

Markdown is a markup language ('geddit ?') that uses a easy to read notation as shorthand for HTML.

The beauty of the Markdown syntax is that text written in the Markdown format is perfectly readable. This makes reading, scanning, reviewing and editing text much easier and quicker.

I'm a simple man with simple tastes so my blog posts primarily use paragraphs, lists, hyperlinks and the very occasional image.

A hyperlink in Markdown looks like

[Markdown](http://daringfireball.net/projects/markdown/syntax)

A blank line indicates the end of a paragraph. Again, this is how we compose text in emails and is so much more natural than

</p>
<p>

The HTML tags above are a pre-formatted block. In Markdown, this is simply denoted by a 4 character indent.

To emphasise a word, you simply enclose the word in asterisk characters which is what a lot of Luddite, bearded Unix geeks tend to do anyway. Using two asterisk characters will result in bold text.

Similarly, if you want to force a line break you simply append two blank spaces to the end of a line.

Code blocks are enclosed by backquotes.

printf("Hello World\n");

Bulleted lists are introduced by a hyphen or asterisk character so a list of my favourite fruits would be written as:

* Apples
* Oranges
* Pears
* Bananas

Ordered lists use numbers and look like, well, ordered lists.

1. Giggs
2. Scholes
3. Cantona

Quotes are also easy and intuitive introduced by the '>' character.

Are you still doing what you did 5 years ago ? Yeah ? Well don't make a career out of it. Mark E. Smith (The Fall)

Most blogging platforms either provides native Markdown support or has plugins available to provide such functionality.

However, the real beauty of Markdown for me is that Emacs inevitably has a powerful Markdown mode that provides font colouring, additional menu shortcuts for the common constructs and a feature to examine the generated HTML in an Emacs buffer or preview the results in a Web browser.

Markdown-Emacs

This is incredibly useful for me as I can quickly check the generated HTML and even validate my blog posts. Validating my posts wasn't easy before as the addition of the Disqus Javascript code generates a number of warnings from the W3C validator.

Markdown Preview

C grade student

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Chatting with a good friend over dinner last night, he recounted how his son ambushed him late one Sunday night with some economics homework that hed somehow manage to overlook and which simply had to be submitted the following morning.

Annoyed, and after dispensing a severe bollocking, he reluctantly sat down and gave his son some lengthy help with the complex and thorny topic of

'How does monetary policy affect the economy ?'

A week later, his son mumbled 'Oh yeah - I got that Eco essay back today and got a 'C' for it'.

My friend has a first class honours degree in Economics from the University of Warwick, has spent 26 years working in finance and banking and is currently a senior economic analyst for the leading fund manager, Gartmore.

My - how we laughed.

exciting times

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These are indeed exciting times in the Brightside household:

  • Norma Jeane will be taking part in the 125th Lawn Tennis Championships to be held at Wimbledon between 20 June and 3 July. Her precise role isn't known yet but may include 'Waiting On (Silver Service)' - fawning over loud, overbearing sales people out on a corporate jolly, 'Bar staff' (serving jugs of Pimms to middle aged Daily Mail readers) or tantalisingly, 'Courtesy car driver' (ferrying a morose Andy Murray around). This represents a rapid promotion from her initial placement two years ago, where she started out on 'Litter collection surrounding courts 10 and 11' before being promoted to 'Housekeeping duties' or, as she so eloquently put it - 'Cleaning the bogs'.
  • Norma will be visiting Holloway prison in April. She claims this is part of her District Nursing course but I have my doubts. She seems to be watching a lot of those legal dramas recently and taking copious notes.
  • Norman Junior III is recuperating from fracturing his right arm for the second time. Note to self - any activity containing the word 'roller' that takes place on a concrete road is potentially hazardous. He is soldiering on quite well and only needs assistance with his socks. He has subsequently changed his XBox nickname to 'OneArmedBandit' and is experimenting using his toes to manipulate the controller.
  • I had a brush with West Midlands traffic police last week in Solihull after daring to consult a old fashioned map while driving. After 15 minutes of being patronised by a fascist pig and being forced to beg and scrape on bended knee, I managed to escape with a verbal warning instead of the threatened '6 point penalty for careless driving'. However, I am still puzzling over the 'correct' answer to the copper's deep, probing question: 'Sir, please could you tell me why were you travelling at 25 miles per hour in a 30 zone ?'

why Arsenal lost the Carling Cup

When I heard that Arsenal were busy making plans for their injured and oh so inspirational captain, Cesc Fabregas, to hoist the trophy aloft and end 6 barren years without a sniff of a trophy, I had a horrible feeling it might end that way.

Can you imagine the suspended United captain, a grey suited Roy Keane, doing that back in 1999 ? Can you even imagine Ferguson even contemplating that option for just a second ? No. Neither can I.