more fun with keyword searches
The gift that simply keeps on giving.
- ‘914 scam’ - if you don’t know the correct name, you may already be doomed to failure.
- ‘reasons for isolation’ - spending too much time on the Internet searching for ‘reasons for isolation’.
- “craig gordon” “ian curtis” - odd combination of a dead pop star and a living Sunderland goalkeeper.
- ‘my wife’s shapely legs’ - yeah right. Take those stockings off. Now.
- “(“current vacancy” or vacancies or opportunity or careers or “working with” or “working for”) and (“oracle dba” or oracle dba )and london” - with such a superlative grasp of search term syntax and semantics, you would simply be wasted as an Oracle DBA.
- ‘dead bodies in the floor boards’ - stop it. You are worrying me with the use of ‘in’ as opposed to ‘under’.
- ‘how to become a virgin again’ - Please sit down. Have a drink. I have some bad news for you.
- ‘ian curtis hanged ice block’ - Look I’ve already told you twice This is an urban myth.
- ‘make friends under 14 to 16’ - try Facebook or Beebo. Just don’t get caught.
- ‘oracle killed siebel’ - Mr. Ellison with the lead piping in the library.
- ‘selling strategy of siebel system anatomy’ - yet another reason I don’t work in sales.
- ’the most important decision of my entire life’ - undoubtedly left disappointed at my lack of insight.
- ‘urinal pulled his zipper down’ - yet another reason I always favour a private cubicle.
- ‘why durex gossamer withdrawn’ - apparently on the advice of the Pope.