Posts from June 2007

weekend roundup

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Phew - what a relief. I often spend a night in the pub or a whole weekend at a beer festival and am completely flummoxed by such trick questions on my return such as 'Well - what did you actually talk about ?' or worse, 'How are Janet, Jonathan, Jennifer and Jocasta ?'

A peculiar challenge for modern day parents: How do you ask your teenage son to tidy his room ? Seems straightforward but not so easy when he gave you the silent treatment for 10 whole years just because you gave consent for his tonsils to be removed. Let's just hope his schoolmates don't take the mickey out of his surname.

And finally, Cyril. And finally, Esther. Some ex-international football stars become highly paid pundits or run country pubs. The Welsh wing wizard, Leighton James, chose to put something back into the community by embarking on a career as a popular and award winning lollypop man. Pity he spoils it by drink-driving.

ode to Tom

You never press ‘Publish any more
When I read your feed
Theres no articles like before
In your blog
You're trying hard not to show it
But baby, baby I know it
You've lost that blogging feeling
Oh, that blogging feeling
You've lost that blogging feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone
Oh Tom

Now there's no comments
In your blog when I read you
And Tom you're forgetting to comment
Little things I do
It makes me just feel like crying baby
‘Cause Tom, something beautiful's dying

You've lost that blogging feeling
Oh that blogging feeling
Bring back that blogging feeling
Now it's gone gone gone
And I can't go on
No-oh-oh

Baby baby I get down on my knees for you
If you would only link to me like you used to do
We had a blog
A blog, a blog you don't find every day
So don't…don't…don't let it slip away

You've lost that blogging feeling
Oh that blogging feeling
Bring back that blogging feeling
Now it's gone gone gone
And I can't go on
No-oh-oh

With apologies to The Righteous Brothers and Tom Kyte.

Adsense update

After a promising start, the recent introduction of Adsense on this blog is seriously floundering. I am bitterly disappointed with the financial returns in June and my wife is seriously doubting the wisdom of my decision to resign from a highly paid job in IT consultancy in favour of professional blogging on the kitchen table.

Consequently, after an extraordinary board meeting, I have decided that desperate measures are necessary. I have cashed in my £12.50 Adwords vouchers bundled with my Bluehost account and launched a brilliant, inspired, marketing campaign aimed at driving traffic to this site, increasing e-commerce sales and boosting the click through rate.

So, if you see the following Google advertisement on your travels through the InterWeb, please be sure to let me know.

The world's worst blog

Ramblings from a certified madman

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review of the Virgin Media V+ box

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I upgraded to a Virgin Media V+ service three months ago. Although I have had some initial teething problems, I am pretty satisfied with the V+ service.

The V+ box is a personal video recorder (PVR) similar to the Sky Plus service. The V+ box contains a 160GB hard drive which can store 80 hours of recorded TV programs.

Recording a TV program is very easy. You simply navigate through the 7 day TV guide, select the desired TV program and hit 'Record'. You get the option to either record the individual broadcast or the series (if appropriate).

This is much preferable to finding an old video tape, wondering what is on it and inadvertently erasing 4 hours of Olympic Gymnastics from Sydney 2000. The whole operation is so easy, the rest of my family have mastered it and my only problem now is educating them to erase programs once viewed. Although the V+ box does have an option to automatically purge the oldest recordings.

You can pause and rewind live TV too. This is especially useful for 'Have I Got News For You' which requires ones full attention to appreciate all the one-liners and rapid fire jokes. So, if the wife wants to discuss GCSE options for next year or the mother-in-law calls, you can simply pause the program, make a cup of tea and resume when the coast is clear.

I once suspended a football match for 75 minutes and I assume the duration of 'Delay TV' is only constrained by the amount of free disk space. The football match was a excellent example of the benefits of V+. In the olden days, I would have to record the game on a tape, then wait until the game had finished before discovering, to my horror, the tape ended abruptly mid-way through the second half. With 'Delay TV', I was able to resume watching the game (exactly where I left it) while the actual match was still in progress.

You can rewind and forward at varying speeds (2, 6, 12 and 32) which makes finding the crucial moment much quicker than tape technology.

The other great feature of the V+ box is that you can watch one program while simultaneously recording two other channels. You get a warning if you try to record three overlapping programs. This feature essentially completely negates the need for the VCR for recording purposes, at least.

Another useful feature is that if you watch a recorded program, you get the option to resume viewing from where you left the program which saves you having to waste time, fast-forwarding to the correct place.

Tapes do have only minor advantage though. You can play them back in any TV with a VCR while V+ programs can only be played back on the V+ box. This sounds obvious but my children did once ask 'Why can't I watch the recorded program on the little telly ?' And when the program in question is 'Big Brother' or 'Breast Reductions Gone Badly Wrong', they do indeed have a valid point.

I also assumed the V+ box was intelligent enough to decode signals to indicate the start and end of a program to cater for the World Snooker Final overrunning by 3 hours. However, on one occasion, I swear 'Jonathan Ross' was replaced by, err, 60 minutes of World Championship Snooker.

Overall, the introduction of the V+ box has changed the way I view TV. I tend to select programs I really want to watch, hit 'Record' and forget about it. Then, instead of mindlessly channel flicking, I simply scan the library of recorded programs.

I can't comment on the High Definition service as I don't have it nor have I ever transferred recordings from the V+ box to DVD which is also possible.

More info on V+:

pictures of a Virgin Media V+ box

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Lots of people stumble onto this blog hoping to find technical information, reviews and images of a black Virgin Media V+ set top box.

I presume this is either husbands trying to convince the wife that the box will comply with the aesthetics in the lounge or geeks trying to look at all those connectors on the back.

Whoever you are, whatever you are, these pictures are for all you people out there.

Safari browser available for Windows

The Safari Web browser on Macintosh currently accounts for a paltry 4.34% of visits to this blog. It will be interesting to see whether this figure increases now Apple have released a version of Safari for Windows.

I've downloaded Safari and while I like the fonts and appearance, I probably use too many Firefox add-ons to make the change permanently.

Surbiton Trophy

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I was going to spend Saturday compiling very important guidelines for the formatting, style and content of comments but decided to go and watch the Ladies final and Mens semi-finals at the Surbiton Trophy instead.

I packed a lovely picnic (much to the envy of my neighbours), took a proper camera and enjoyed three matches in the sun:

  • Brenda Schultz McCarthy (36 years old, 6 foot tall) beat Ayumi Morita (17 years old, 5 foot tall) in three entertaining sets.
  • The eventual winner, Frenchman Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, edged out the Australian 4th seed in a tight match featuring many impressive aces.
  • Dodged for cover as 6'10" Croatian, Ivo Karlovic, smashed his way past a bewildered American, Robbie Kendrick (whose lovely girlfriend was sitting next to me).

recycle pool

Welcome to the long delayed and much anticipated issue 2 of Recycle Pool.

We did have a world famous guest writer lined up for this months edition but, unfortunately, he got cold feet and decided to pull out at the last minute.

Eddie Awad gets ready to tumble by sharing interesting snippets from his feeds and travels on the Web.

Graham decides to start a technical blog focussed on three letter acronyms (CRM and SOA). Brave man, particularly as his wife is expecting a new arrival - imminently.

I wonder if Graham will manage to find the time to mend his RSS feed and upgrade to the recently released Movable Type V4.

Stephen confirms something I have suspected for a long time: 'I was always more of a Buzzcock than a Sex Pistol'.

Douglas Burns conjures up a superlative blog, including photos, summarising the fun and frolics at the Miracle database forum in Edinburgh. Sounds like my sort of conference.

Kevin Burton wonders why the latest release of Emacs was six years in the oven. The answer is simple: If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Diamond Geezer (pseudonym alert) is lucky enough to be participating in a trial with access to every BBC program broadcast in the last week.

Andy Campbell makes a welcome return to blogging, migrates from Blogger to Wordpress and adopts the stylish Drupal theme.

Paul Stamatiou designs a new logo for his blog. I bet he would have cost somewhat less than £400,000 and could undoubtedly produce something better than this montrosity.

Adam Ostrow concedes that further resistance is futile and Google now owns his soul.