philosophy of Oracle contractors
My. How times change. In my day, the philosophy was simple:
- Always be sick in your own time.
- Ensure a newspaper is safely cached behind the toilet cistern.
- Arrive and leave the office 30 seconds before/after your manager.
- Get an urgent pager alert whenever your round is imminent.
- Be quick to claim credit and divert blame.
But no. I have now finally discovered the true Oracle Contractors Philosophy.