BBC News 24 mistakenly interviewed the wrong man about music downloads. The original news story was funny enough but the actual footage (his face at the start of the interview) is absolutely hilarious.
I sincerely hope the BBC reward this gentleman with the job he was applying for.
Originally, I was going to post about my visit last week to the Microsoft campus in Redmond on a training course. The technical workshop was excellent: there were some great presentations and interesting speakers; we covered a lot of material in 3 days; there was a refreshing lack of marketing fluff; there was a lot of hands-on practical exercises; I learned a lot; I met some interesting people and our hosts at Microsoft were very friendly and hospitable.
Then I was going to blog about how I was expecting the Microsoft offices to be some fancy, modern architecture with lots of smoked glass, stainless steel and Japanese water features involved. What I actually got was some sprawling 70's style University campus with lots of anonymous, brown and grey 2 storey buildings.
Finally I was going to make some amusing comments about people working for Microsoft who have job titles of 'Windows Technical Evangelist' and actually work in groups called 'Windows Evangelism' or, even better, 'Technical Diplomacy'.
But then I stumbled across Robert Scoble's (the most famous Microsoft Evangelist) recent blog entries about his mother who has recently suffered a stroke. I have never met Robert Scoble, I don't know Robert Scoble but I feel for him and his family at this time
However, I must admit I feel slightly uncomfortable (voyeuristic) reading Scoble opening his heart and soul out so completely (with photos) on his blog but then again, I guess that's his choice to post it and my choice to read it.
510 - duration in minutes of the (direct) flight from LHR to SEA
0 (zero) - number of times my immediate neighbour left his seat to stretch his legs, visit the lavatory or chat with his friend in 37B. Truly impressive.
6 - number of times my neighbour politely declined offers of drinks or sustenance from the cabin crew
1029 - number of times the person behind found it necessary to delve into the back seat pocket for his copy of 'High Life', the sick bag or the In Flight Shopping magazine
5 - the number of times the person behind found it necessary to plunge his fist deep and hard into the lower reaches of the back seat pocket. I can only assume he was desperately hunting for his partially completed Green card or putting loose change into the 'Change For Good' envelope. At least, I fervently hope that's what he was doing. However, when you are thoroughly enjoying, and desperately trying not to cry at, 'Brokeback Mountain', any unprovoked assault on this particular area of ones anatomy is most unwelcome.
Oracle have an interesting collaborative project (MegaGrid) to develop a very large grid database designed to stretch technical and infrastructure resources to the absolute limit.
I also gathered from the informative US news media that a cat had been trapped up a tree in a Seattle suburb and that (shock, horror, gasp) the US Government has secretly been tracking all phone calls since 9/11.
This appeared to be a big, breaking news story but seeing as US immigration took the trouble to take my fingerprints and photograph on entry to (and departure from) the US, I honestly didn't think that the Homeland Security department would simply discard this data.
The US authorities must have some interesting infrastructure to store all this data. I wonder if their database exceeds the largest commercial database (Yahoo's 100TB data warehouse on Oracle).
Maybe its just me but I have a slight unease about sitting next to a stranger who is reading email. Obviously, I try to avert my gaze but sometimes you cant help but read the words on the screen, no matter how banal.
Mind you, some people might consider it slightly rude to be even scanning email on a training course where the instructor is spending time and energy trying to teach you.
Kurt Cobain. Seattle. 8 April 1994. Cremated and ashes scattered into the Wishkah river.
I vividly remember hearing the news of Kurt Cobains death. I was listening to the radio sitting in a hospital car park about to see my son who was born on the same day.
One door closes. Another one opens.
I happened to be in Macclesfield at the weekend and went over to the Crematorium to see Ian Curtis plaque.
I was never fortunate enough to ever see Joy Division live but I vividly remember returning from a United game and watching them perform 'Transmission' and 'She's Lost Control' on a local TV program 'Something Else'.
Ian Curtis was a very ill man and hanged himself on the eve of a US tour.
His wife, Deborah, wrote a very interesting book about their life that describes him very differently from the tragic, angst ridden hero portrayed in the media.
One myth claimed that Ian Curtis committed suicide, standing on a block of ice but this is completely untrue.
Rooney will (and should not) play no part whatsoever. He should not even travel.
Eriksson should play 4-5-1 with Owen upfront if fit. Otherwise Defoe.
Midfield of Gerrard, Lampard, Cole and Beckham with Carrick in the holding role.
Eriksson has absolutely nothing to lose. He is leaving so why should he give a hoot what the public/media think.
However, he will care and will play Crouch/Owen upfront with a lop-sided midfield and England will be lucky to get out of the group stages.
I am going on a training course about Oracle RAC at Microsofts offices in Redmond (near America) so I get to wear chinos and a polo shirt and play with an Xbox in reception.
In fact, it's even better than that. This course is actually described as a 'Technical Hands-On Workshop'.
My only previous exposure to RAC was a few years ago, rote learning the Oracle manuals parrot fashion for an interview at a large UK Telco. The interviewer was an experienced, senior Oracle DBA and, inevitably, much to my embarassment, he found me out almost immediately.
Much to my surprise, he still recommended me for a second interview. After the interview, I asked him about my lack of practical, hands-on Oracle RAC experience. He replied 'Not many people have it. With your background and attitude, you could pick it up quite easily'.
However, I failed to get the job. The manager thought I wouldn't be 'firm enough' with the Oracle developers. And you know what, back then, he was absolutely correct.
Dont know where, dont know when but SonicStage 3.4 is available.
I havent had a chance to download 3.4 yet and I would love to be proved wrong but I suspect SonicStage remains the only software application in the modern world without a ‘Check for updates' option.
Irritatingly, this post about version 3.3 remains one of my most popular blog articles. Sigh.